Avery's The Kaiser Imperial Oktoberfest

On Tue, 12 Oct 2004, it was written:

With Kung Fu grip?

I'll have to try it. I've enjoyed Avery's Reverend and Salvation and I've got some of their Beast headed my way.

Tiny Penis Pale Ale?

Since the big-things-to-overcompensate-for-tiny-dick thing works so well for Hummer, it ought to work for beer.

-Steve

What freakin' "public" are you talking about? The geekerie wants 'em, mainly, and there ain't enough geekerie out there to support every moron brewing big-ass beers. Sheesh.

I'm gonna go get laid and take Motrin.

-- Lew Bryson

"As for talking shit in this NG, Lew, you're the undisputed king, and that's no SHITE." -- Bob Skilnik, 1/31/02

Be sure to split a bottle of The Beast with your honey first.

So brew Bud, then.

I'm not mad at you for what you said, but for the way you said it.

-Steve

That's not very easy to do, plus it smacks of COMMUNISM - Budweiser, owned by a real AMERICAN company, is already out there, and you just want someone to come along and siphon off their profits for their own nefarious schemes?

Speaking of, when is Imperial Budweiser coming along?

I'm sorry, Steve. I sense that you have a friend in town and that is making you an irrational bitch. It's not you, it's the hormones talking.

Witzel

snipped-for-privacy@see.headers (Joel) wrote on 13 Oct 2004:

Split? One each, my friend. Unless Lew's a pussy.

Witzel

It doesn't have to be an equal split. ;^)

Best regards, Bill

Unless?

The bottle I opened started out as an even split [*] in my household. It turned into more of a 75/25 split by the time she got halfway into it. Oh yeah, my assessment of The Beast is that it's not bad, but it's like a beer whose only purpose is to be strong. I personally think there's a very good beer under there that would come out better if they wouldn't put in all the simple sugars. [*] I've brought up the fact that given relative body mass something closer to a 60/40 split would make more sense, to no avail.