Beer Peasant

Serf isn't a close analogy. You might be a wage slave, but you're not a serf. You CAN throw off your chains and drink those "fancy" Belgian and German beers, or your local craft brewed beer. There's no law keeping you from it. Besides, you'll find out how utterly boring and lifeless Natural Ice is, and you'll be embarrassed that you only drank beer to get drunk. Good beer will still get you drunk, if you want, but it tastes so much better and more varied.

So don't be a peasant, be a revolutionary. Drinkers of the World, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!