Let us pray...
Our Beer, who art in bottles Hallowed be thy name Thy pouring come Thy drinking be done At home as it is in the Bar Give us this day our daily head And forgive us our fornications As we forgive those who fornicate against us And lead us not into Prohibition But deliver us from Sobriety For Thine is the Brewery, the Alcohol, and the Intoxication Now and forever Burp.