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At least PBR is industrial light lager of true Patriots!

REDNECKS, WHITE SOCKS AND BLUE RIBBON BEER
Writers Bob McDill, Wayland Holyfield, Chuck Neese

There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
With my red necks, white socks and blue ribbon beer
The barmaid is mad 'cause some guy made a pass
The juke box is playin' there stands the glass
And the cigarette smoke kind-a hangs in the air
Red-necks, white socks and blue rib-bon beer
A cow-boy is cussin' the pin-ball ma-chine
A drunk at the bar is get-tin' noisy and mean
And, some guy on the phone says ill be home soon dear
Red-necks white socks and blue ribbon beer

No we don't fit in with that white collar crowd
We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud
There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
With my red-necks white socks and blue ribbon beer
The semis are passing on the highway outside
The four thirty crowd is about to arrive
The sun's go-in' down and we'll all soon be here
Rednecks, white socks and blue ribbon beer

No we don't fit in with that white collar crowd
We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud
There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
With my red-necks white socks and blue ribbon beer
The semis are passing on the highway outside
The four thirty crowd is about to arrive
The sun's go-in' down and we'll all soon be here
Rednecks, white socks and blue ribbon beer

There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
With my red-necks, white socks and blue ribbon beer
==

And my all-time favorite taught to me by my aunt MariJo

For my eyes have seen the glory of the Lord
he was peeling round the corner
in a black n Yellow Ford
one hand was on the throttle
and the other on the bottle
of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
==

She also taught me

Beer Beer for ol Notre Dame
throw out the cocktails
we want champange
Send a freshman out for gin
Don't let a sober sophomore in
We never stagger, we never fall
we sober up on wood alcohol
while our loyal faculty
lie drunk on the bar room floor
==

I miss my aunt Marijo.

Dick

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 Fuck that shit! Generic Beer Beer in the white can
 with black letters that say BEER on it which you
 can buy at Safeway in Kirkland WA is the best
 beer in the world! And they pump C02 in it to
 make it bubbly! Modern technology at great price!
--
     "Say, can I have one of those purple berries? Yes! I've
been eating them for 6 or 7 weeks now and I haven't
gotten sick ONCE! Well; they probably keep us BOTH alive!"

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It's guys like you who give in-breeding a bad name.

Dick

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 How do you give in-breeding a "good name"?
--
 'there's a time to live and a time to die
 i wanna smoke elvis's toe nails when
 i get high'

'I come from a family miscegenated proto-apes
 who mysteriously wound up with bank accounts
 and driver's licenses.'

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Hii-ooohhh!!!

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