Guinness Stout. I love it. I used to hate beer, I had the exact same feelings you do. But one fateful day I was drinking some Jamison Irish Whiskey and I chased it down with some Guinness. I met a match made in heaven. For years after I still hated beer, I still don't love beer, but Guinness is in a class of its own.
-Muuurgh I wish there was a Guinness NG. I feel like sharing this love with lots of people
*adds alt.beer & rec.food.drink.beer to NG list*