Save yer teeth!

Wow, a solution! I've been looking for one for ages! Here I've been foolishly using bottle openers all this time! How stupid of me! Almost as stupid as being a spammer!

-Steve

Yes, but have you been wearing your bottle opener? Has a bottle opener ever made you look cool? Have your friends ever been envious of your bottle opener?

Mine have.

By the way, I love beer. And I drink most of it from bottles...thought this group was about beer lovers?

It's about beer. It's not about spamming.

So what is your favorite Euro beer?

How do you open it? Just curious if you have a favorite opener.

John

None of your business. Take your spam elsewhere.

I use your teeth, bee-yotch. As an opener, it's pretty useless. It's covered in spam.

My favorite beer from Europe is Chimay Grande Reserve. Your little ring opener doesn't help me there.

For other beers that require an opener, I keep a church key as a key ring.

You may want to give up on selling your trinket here. Serious beer drinkers aren't impressed with such things.

Phil =====visit the New York City Homebrewers Guild website:

A bottle opener that one can wear????? Yeeeeahhhh right!!!! Which part of the body to you wear yours on.....

Looks like a solution looking for a problem to solve.

wow. that's mature. and you can spell too.

apparently open discussion is not 'in 'yo 'vocab.

waaaaah.

Thank you for 'your' response. I appreciate it. I am truly curious about people's preferences.

The 'trinket', fyi, was designed by the most serious of beer drinkers in Munich.

You'd be surprised. It's a ring opener that is quality and works well...on a finger.

B.

I have one that I wear on my body, it's very convenient. It's an opener that's built into an amphalang. Chicks dig it!

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Exactly how often am I going to be somewhere with a bottle of beer and not have an opener handy? This does not strike me as the world's most practical of inventions.

In case you haven't noticed, your trinket isn't well received in this newsgroup. Might I suggest alt,drunken.bastards. Shiny things impress them.

The fact that this was designed in Munich doesn't help any, btw....

Phil =====visit the New York City Homebrewers Guild website:

How does it work on a bottle, then? I'd just as soon the feckin' thing didn't open my finger.

My fav opener is the one that goes Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.

See John S' question above...post didn't end up in the right spot. If you want to see a pic in use:

I like those ones too. Talkin heads always get a laugh.

And I'd be willing to bet that several of this group's members have one...who'll anty up???

I have several big-ass brass bottle openers. One was the prize for winning in a homebrew competition. The others were for judging at the Hudson Valley Homebrew Competition. Novelty openers don't really impress really. Ones that can crack open a human skull do!

Phil =====visit the New York City Homebrewers Guild website:

And I'm not a spamming asshole, too. Trifecta, boo-yah! You mah bitch, boy?

Nah. You're just getting the response you deserve. But you obviously need to get beaten over the head with a clue stick to figure that out.

I openly discuss with all, but spamming vermin - that's you - suck major ass 24/7/365. Now take off, hoser, eh?