I don't know what grieves me more: the fact that we, the beer drinkers of Britain, still haven't got enough signatures together to force Her Majesty's Government to reconsider the rate at which they jack up beer duty; or the fact that a bunch of easily-satisfied train travellers are within a gnat's whisker of forcing HMG to reconsider the award of the West Coast rail franchise to FirstGroup.
For some reason, we've only got 87,998 signatures asking the powers that be to "Stop the beer duty escalator", while 99,909 people want them to "Reconsider West Coast Mainline franchise decision".
Personally I would like some cheaper beer; and I note with interest the commitments by Messrs FirstGroup to reduce Virgin's standard open fares by 15% and to improve standards of catering. Though I think I will still find the trains to be cramped and wretched toothpaste tubes with no proper view of the world outside and an alarming tendency to induce nausea in me. (Much like some of the pubs I survey for CAMRA.)
Meanwhile, I take some scant consolation in noting that a petition to "Reduce the Gravity in Strong Beers" has garnered precisely two (2) signatures, with one day to go.