Beer Pub Joke

I heard this today and thought some here might enjoy it. I hope I'm not just repeating a joke that you've all heard already.

Three Irish gentlemen were talking about the best pubs in town. The first one said that O'Malley's was the best because everyone always gets their first drink for free.

The second man said that O'Reily's is the best because everyone gets their first _TWO_ drinks for free.

The third man said that O'Briens was definitely the best, hands down, because you can get _ALL_ of your drinks for free, you can stay as late as you want, and if you get drunk, they'll put you in a nice bed and even see that you 'get laid' (a colloquialism for 'have sex'). The other two gentleman said that they really found that very hard to believe, so the third gentleman said: "Well, I don't actually have any first hand knowledge of that, but my sure sister does." :p

Cheers.

Bill Velek

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