A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words (You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):
Dough, I use, to buy my beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the guy, who drinks my beer, Far, to go to get my beer, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, I'll have another beer, Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer, Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....
Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)
vince norris