It's Hard To Beat A Cold Beer

Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke, snort, or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less dangerous alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a high nutritive value derived from the various grains.

Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.

Way Back Jack

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Pilsner Not Pills
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You are clearly TROLLING for a fight.

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proffsl

I love beer, it makes me wanna drive fast and turn the radio way up while listenign to my favorite song, cournty and western, I like em both hic!

Reply to
Happy Brown Butt

NAhhh..He's just trolling...and he got a bite :)

Reply to
Gene

You ever heard the term, "there's no accounting for taste"?

Reply to
Ernst Primer

Been there, done that, gave the monthly subscription to my brother for christmas.

It's -hard- to imagine, given the ubiquity of cigarettes and cannabis during your lifetime, that someone would actually smoke?

People find great relaxation from smoking things over the ages, from cannabis to tobacco to opium. Given today's extremely pure heroin, created by the war on some drugs, smoking is now the preferred way to use heroin.

It is not believable that given the above," you can't imagine," that someone would smoke for pleasure. Ever heard of Cigars and pipes? They are used for pleasure to relax.

It is just some powder.

Did you ever use nose spray? Same thing. You were snorting for the pleasure of having a non-stuffed-up nose.

Alcohol is -not- a safe alternative to heroin. The damage fromalcohol to your system is much greater than with heroin.

In fact, a heroin addict with access to a supply of known strength and purity can function for a lifetime, while your booze takes millions down the long lonely road of alcoholism.

I mean, just look at you.

You -live- for your brew nights. You compliment the stuff, whilst you hold the can or bottle like a 13 year old holds his penis after first discovering eroticism.

And that reaction which everyone except drunks, get? You know the one which makes you nearly want to puke? I know you love it because you are so addicted to the stuff that your body needs and loves it and you for finally bringing it more, a compulsion from which you cannot, by your own admission, forebear for more than 36-48 hours.

Riiiiigggggggggth.

That include Heineken and Amstel Light?

You know nothing about beer, fool.

Try living in Maastricht some time, where, being surrounded by Belgium, there are hundreds of beers to try.

Yes. The reefer would be an excellent before dinner appetizer and an excellent after dinner aperitif and digestive.

Crack and food don't usually go together. That is why people have health problems by the concentrated cocaine product created, packaged, and marketed for the purpose of circumventing the war on Powder Cocaine.

You prohibitionists are really dangerous to the society, whilst thinking that everyone else is the -real- danger during the discussion around crab cakes and booze.

My opiate pharmaceuticals have -no- effect on my appetite or my enjoyment of god food.

It's no

For whom? Boozers who think the world is being ruined by other addicts?

What a hypocrite you are, Way Back Jack.

Why don't you go way back to where you came from and drink yourself to death, putting us all out of your misery?

ej

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Eric Johnson

And jack, in Maastricht, one orders a pilsner by saying," 'n pilsje, als 't u blieft, " meaning," a small pilsner please." You need to specify, as there are so many different types of beer available.

ej

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Eric Johnson

Drank my share when I was young and dumb. Now only smoke, with 442 college credits, I prefer it. Had three beers this year, but smoke daily. aloha, davon

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davon96720

ya got em by the shorts hairs there aloha davon

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davon96720

Actually the Germans acknowledge Belgium as the best place for beer.

ej

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Eric Johnson

I brew my own beer, using premium kits. I currently have this ready:

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Phil Stovell

When it comes to beer, around here, we buy Oregopn first. Mirror Pond or Full Sale amber, or something like that.

Reply to
shrikeback

WOW, you sound like a candidate for a PhD in Black History.

Have any job offers yet?

Reply to
Way Back Jack

They may may enhance your enjoyment of c*ck but they've had an adverse effect on your mental status.

Or maybe you've always been this way.

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Way Back Jack

"Eric Johnson" schreef in bericht news:BF1B9566.8FE84% snipped-for-privacy@xs4all.nl...

EEEHHH??? WHAT Germans? All in all, maybe 80 from the 80+ Million... Including one brewer saying it because he wants to cut corners.... Joris

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Joris Pattyn

Since you claim to have a tested IQ of 138, yet display the mentality of a 12 year old, we can only assume that alcohol is the cause of your loss of brain function.

It's a shame really.

You could be a poster-boy against alcohol abuse.

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L Sternn

I just really piss you off, don't I jack?

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Eric Johnson

Don't flatter y'self, Munchenberger.

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Way Back Jack

When a former employee of the Department of Redundancy Department, where they toil not, neither do they spin, accuses someone of sloth you have to laugh.

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shrikeback

Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different

At first I thought your previous posts were sincere. Now I see that you are just craving attention.. Maybe mummy or daddy weren't around enough. Attacking cannabis users and touting the benefits of booze, all the while having no facts to back it up.. I myself drink from time to time, but I still have enough brains to know that it is a hideous poison.. Unless yer a milkbelly and you drink 2 beers at a time.. What's the point in that? HDL cholesterol? Who cares........ Yer 1 post away from Killfile so I don't have to read this tripe anymore. I prefer the INTELLECTUAL or INTERESTING posts that are on alt.drugs.pot

-st-

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Supertzar

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