In my youth I used to be a Jim Beam fan, but I'd not actually tried any of that particular beverage for some 30 years... until last night, when I made the mistake of paying $10 for a small plastic bottle of it. Smells and tastes like drain cleaner. Thoroughly unappealing. So much so that I'm wondering whether this bottle is defective (or even fraudulently labeled), or whether Jim Beam has always been that way. It's by far the worst whiskey experience I've had, ever. Waste of $10.
By comparison, here's the whiskeys I've tried the last 2 months:
Laphroaig 10 ($40/750ml): Briney, peaty, phenolic. A bit overpowering, but at least it's not bland. If I drink more than an ounce, though, the phenol makes my mouth numb, my stomach nauseous, and gives a weird, long-lasting metallic minty aftertaste, much like Chloraseptic. (Actually, now that I think about it, it has almost as much phenol as Chloraseptic, so I shouldn't be surprised.) I think I'll lay off the Islay stuff for a while, getting burnt out on that.
"57 South" ($6/750ml): I think it's a cheap American attempt at emulating Scotch whiskey. A bit on the bland side, but nice flavor: caramel, toasted oak, a touch of sweetness, a hint of roasted barley malt. Sort of like MacCallan mixed with vodka. Not bad for a $6 fake "Scotch"!
Jim Beam $10/325ml): Horrible. Like industrial solvent. Undrinkable. (Defective bottle? Or just a bad product?)
Query: I know next to nothing about blended Scotch. What are some of the better blended Scotches out there? I'm interested in decent flavor at affordable prices here, being somewhat short on cash, so mostly looking for stuff under $40/750ml.