Caffeine is a gateway drug

Feb 07, 2005 0 Replies

Please move on to crystal meth. I've seen people on it (I'm a downer kinda guy myself) and I assure you it works. Of course, you will have to learn to deal with the side-effects. Like the chick I knew who bled from her nipples. Or the guy I knew who puked and s*it his pants at the same time. But hey, what's a little undulation compared to a week with no sleep?


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