i poured scotch on my girlfriend

Now that explains quite a lot.

Yet another instance when you really *dont* want tasting notes...

Was it cask strength? Did you add water? Might give her skin cancer, otherwise. Right?

BTW- Was it a good high?

"Jimmy Smith" wrote in message news:...

Speak for yourself. I do. Please do tell......................

I expect whisky on the male glan would hurt like anything. I expect it would be the same on the vagina. Bit of an S and M-er we have here methinks................................

You mum joined you and got drunk by licking whisky from your girl friends body??!!!

I love my scotch...... but I think I'll drink bourbon for the next couple of weeks.

The real issue here is which whisky goes with which body part. I would think for the neck something delicate, ethereal--a light and aromatic Edradour, for instance, for a nosey nuzzle. Working on down to the upper chest, something throatier--a richer Speyside, perhaps, a Glen Elgin. Then--travelling further--something from the mountains might be appropriate--or perhaps a Tittibardine, or a Headlight Park. I'm going to quit right now.

I think you must go Irish here, probably Redbreast.

And below that, something complementary, from the Lowlands, of course.

-- Larry

That was the problem you see. I asked for help before on the forum's opinion regarding Johnnie Walker Gold Label. It was on sale here for $49.95

750ml. I didn't know how it would go on my girlfriend so I had to go it alone and just try it. It mader her giggle! Maybe if I had the right scotch she would not have giggled. If she didn't giggle I would not have laughed and if I didn't laugh..........well, you know.

How far did I get? She started giggling immediately. Nobody here warned me this would happen. I got to just below her belly button and that's when we busted out. My mom walked in within seconds since I'm not suppose to have anybody in my room.

On Wed, 22 Oct 2003, Jimmy Smith wrote (give or take a snip);

Plonk.