The Big Website o' Beer!

May 26, 2004 33 Replies

How easily it transfers from bottle to glass. Duh. Everyone knows that nothing ruins a good beer like having it pour from the bottle like ketchup that you can't unlodge the air bubble from.

-Steve

Or even worse, hitting that bottle to get the beer out, only to have the beer spatter all over your clothes. I hear Guinness does that, because it's so thick and dark.

Ooohhh! I wouldn't know about Guinness because I don't want to get a full belly.

_Randal

I feel like such an idiot...I thought that I knew a little about beer, but I guess not...;)

---------->Denny

Sure. What are your rates?

Depends on what you want, big boy. And I do mean BIG.

--West Coast Honey

Rates? Let me see, you get to buy your own beer, then get screwed in the ass by members of the alt.beer newsgroup. Appealing?

Aww, did we hurt your feelings?

TeamLucas wrote (in loser top-posting fashion, now fixed):

Good. Be ready for more "facts."

Yeah, like I just spent the last week writing about beer about 10 hours a day, and I didn't have to buy a one of the beers I wrote about, and I, uh, have never had any kind of carnal relations with the members of alt.beer. No matter what Frane says.

Maybe you just ain't writing for the right markets, Lucas.

Guess we can't say "sucks to be you" then.

Hey, you're just fortunate that I ain't the jealous type.

And hey, what about the good fun times going on with Monk's vis-a-vis Victory? I mean, what the *hell*?

Or he's charging too much.

Can we skip this? Christ, I can't believe it's gone this far! Go look at

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for a pretty even-handed idea of what's going on, although I think Jack's being a bit rough on Penn.

Otay. But it's news, like it or not. I hope this fence can be mended.

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