The Art Of Eating A Booger: A Tastyand Healthful treat
The slimey and sticky ones are indeed the best. Crusties are just irritating and don't last; get one of those slimies and you can play with it for a while before you gobble it down. So many things to do while they last. Put it on the roof of your mouth and save it for a while, push it between your teeth with your tongue (one of my personal faves), bite it in half and then mend it back together again with your teeth, paste it on your upper-lip with your tongue and then act like you just found it for the first time and drag it back in, fill in the cavity where you lost that tooth filling (yeah, you know what I'm talking about you sick bastard), squeeze it and flatten it out like a pancake with the back-end of your tongue to the back portion of the roof top your mouth, snug it up as far as it will go between your gums and your upper or lower lips with your tongue.... God there's just so many things. Ok, I need to go practice so I can figure out what other delights can be manifested.
Hell yes. I pick my nose and eat my boogers. Its more efficient than stuffing tissues up your nose to get out those stubbern little boogers that don't seem to want to get to leave. And I eat it because there is no other way to get rid of it. I will not flick it because I consider flicking it more dirty behaviour than eating it. Flicking it, you don't know where it's going to land. Eat it. You offend nobody. Look it's only a booger. Its not going to kill me. Its not going to kill you. Get over it.
Is it really so gross? What about oral sex? We put our mouth on places that excretes urin and feces but heaven forbid someone eats their own booger. Get serious, it's not that big of a deal. Listen up world! I EAT MY OWN BOOGERS AND I DON'T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED OF IT!
You can too!!! Try some today!!