Boulder city, Nevada, is selling corkscrews confiscated at airports in bulk lots.
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The final prices are not in yet, but it looks like some will go pretty cheap. I have a bid in on one lot. Might be a way to pick up a bunch of waiter's friend corkscrews cheap (like all of you don't already have a drawer full of corkscrews). I'd wait until my auction is over to tell you all, but most will be gone by then. So please don't bid against me. :-)