a real man never scoffs at a homebrew no matter how humble it's origins might be. whether it be from a "Beer Machine" or a hand-crafted glass and steel brewing masterpiece. homebrewing helps to make a person whole.
if you don't have a good local homebrew store, the world is filled with them and many can be found on the internet. Williams Brewing and Northern Brewer are two with very good service. they've each got proper starter kits with good value for money. you can always upgrade pieces later, you'll always have use for the pieces you buy now.
this picture shows the basic bits and pieces you need;
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just add a big pot for boiling water and some empty bottles.
the one piece i'd urge you to include is a glass fermenter. a food-grade plastic bucket serves the same purpose and millions of batches of great beer have started in one. but there's nothing like being able to see the wort start to roll and bubble and foam. even though i understand the chemical and biologic processes at a very low level, it's like magic every time.
so pick up a cheap kit (with a glass fermenter of course), ingredients of a simple ale, and make a hell of a mess in your kitchen. we're all here to help - just get your first batch going! happy trails, dan