Indian or Chinese?

Jun 03, 2007 11 Replies

Four different times, by at least two different authors, I've run across this choice of tea offered in English mystery novels. It seems to be an upper class choice. If I find myself is an English mystery novel, what am I being offered, and how do I choose? Toci



If I found myself in an English mystery novel, I'd worry about getting killed. Even tea would be ... secondary.

/Lew

A true Englishman will always choose Empire-produced Indian tea over Chinese.

Probably an undistinguished Assam and a heavier China Black blend. I would tend to ask for the China tea, weak with no cream please.

I am told that the current Prince of Wales blends are more or less close to the common British China-tea blends of a century ago. Although China teas were a small player in the market by then, there were still people drinking them.

--scott

Stay away from the butler and anyone involved in cooking or photography and you'll be okay.

--scott

Would tea preparation count as cooking for our current purposes? Remember, the English are prone to long steeps.

/Lew

Well, in one case the tea was offered by the person who turned out to be the murderess. She wasn't a poisoner, however. All of the tea was offered to the detective or the inspector or the sergeant, so they weren't in much danger, at least at the end. Toci

I love undistinguished Assams, but only in the morning. I guess I'd brave the Chinese in the afternoon. Of course without adulterants: "blend" scares me enough. Toci

With sodium cyanide, if Agatha Christie is to be believed.

--scott

It really depends on the moment, don't you think?

If you are on the run, a cup of Guyu Hong is an excellent company to calm and help focus; if you are on the prowl through the dark night, nothing may be better to keep you alert than a brisk cup of Praadesh Gold CTC; but if it is later nights in the library looking up clues, the Upanishad Spring Thunder is a great friend to keep you alert. A fantastic morning pick-me-up after late night sleuthing is the Yunyao Qingzhen; and to celebrate the bulter's the killer, and a mystery solved, try the Gold Medal Fenghuang Zicha...

Then again, this being in the novel, nothing is really what it seems...

:")

Good one. I'd still be looking for the Chinese compounds.

Jim

snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com wrote:

"Here's your arsenic dear. And your weed-killer biscuit. I've throttled your parakeet. I've spat in the vases. I've put cheese in the mouseholes. Here's your....nice tea, dear."

-Dylan Thomas (who was a Brit, if not an Englishman)

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