What if there are Piranhas in your tea???

May 22, 2007 6 Replies

You want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly you see that there are Piranhas inside and they are hungry for your flesh!



What do you do???


Add lemon. Piranhas _hate_ lemon.

--scott

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@y18g2000prd.googlegroups.com:

  1. *Quickly* transfer the Piranhas to a container almost filled with fresh room-temperature water (hopefully they aren't already dying from the heat of the tea), for possible sale to a petshop.
  2. Get a fresh cup of tea.

Ozzy

Use a Bombilla straw....

Mike

Decant the tea into a different cup...either save the pirhana in a bowl of water, or simply let it expire and toss it.

Down the toilet into the sewer with the other piranhas and alligators.

Jim

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:

Immedietly take my pink pills and maybe one of the blue ones, too.

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