I'm in love with cask strength Caperdonach. I'm almost done with a 31 year old and have the opportunity to pick up 2 bottles that are at 23 years old along with a 27 YO Dallas Dhu. That's almost $400. I know that if I don't act, I'll lose out for good. But I'm not, ahem, employed right now, so the expenditure would be frowned upon by she who must be obeyed.
Scotch or wife... Anyone have a creative scam I can run?
If she can cook I'll offer $450.
She can. Especially cheesecake. But I need a scam, not a trade !
Suggest to her what lovely accent a Caperdonich 23 can lend to cheesecake.
Latest Readers Digest had an article on the weirdest things sold on Ebay. One of them was a "imaginary girlfriend." She'll send photos and letters for a month, and then break up with you via email or snail mail. You don't actually meet. It sold for $81. You get 7 people to buy it and you're in!
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 12:43:53 -0600, the alleged Rev. Ed Blonski, may have posted the following, to alt.drinks.scotch-whisky:
FSCK! There are 22 current auctions for "imaginary girlfriend" listed on E-Bay. The one with the highest and most bids is for an "Imaginary Hooters(R) Girlfriend" US$102.50, !
Rob "Forging names onto model release forms, I'm gonna be rich" Crowe
-- "Or better yet, use the Jack Daniels `shot and a chaser' glass. An honest admission of the true nature of Tennessee whiskey."
-- Bushido in alt.drinks.scotch-whisky
Hey Jeff,
Be a man, no scam. Tell her it's the Caperdonach way or the highway.
Regards, jimbo
See the new thread about the Glenmorangie! She bought me that and let's just say that I've creatively financed the Caperdonich!
This doesn't mean that Mountain Jack adverts are going to start showing up in your ashtray, does it?
No way!
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