Halliburton, the international conglomerate is negotiating to buy Gallo's entire operation. It is believed that Vice President Cheney wants to bottle his own wine and with money from Arab Emirates and the Saudi's start a food stuffs division. If the deal is completed Gallo wines will be only wine sold in PX's.
Gina Gallo, Gallo's poster women, will be seen on the cover of the Wine Spectator wearing "cammies".
April Fool's day really sneaks up on you. Jim
This is too sick to be funny.
David
While I was out hunting with VP Cheney, he didn't mention this, although 1/2 way through the hunting adventure, we had a hunting accident and I missed the rest of the event.
freckles, DAve
Joe "Beppe"Rosenberg wrote:
What is the nose for pellets in the face. A short whiff of lead?
"freckles" - that's hilarious!
Kate from Lost?
We can only hope that DICK Cheney doesn't name his Gallo wines.
Cheney Chardonnay Bush Beaujolais Republican Riesling Iraq Liebfraumilch Richard Rioja
etc. Any others? DAve
Lawrence Leichtman wrote:
Well, most are good. Not Iraq Liebfraumilch, though...
Lieberman Liebfraumilch Baghdad Barolo Iraq Icewine Rumsfeld Rotgut
... and on and on. good idea.
pavane
Profiteering Pinot.
'nuff said.
David
p.s. I was thinking 'Pedophile Pinot', but I suppose that'd be if Foley bought Gallo...
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