Hello,
You may recall that about a month ago I posted on this newsgroup asking for advice on what kind of awful wine I should get to serve to my girlfriend's father upon asking him for her hand at a party.
The idea was that everyone would have a glass of wine and after the toast we'd all drink...a glass of the worst wine in the world! Right after the swig of the awful vin I will say something like, "you think that's bad, I want to marry your daughter!"
I took Tiggrr's advice and combined a four dollar white and a 3 dollar red in a red bottle. It smelled like rotten socks.
It was going great until my girl's father took a swig. He spat it out and then slapped my face. I really thought he had a much more advanced sense of humor but I was wrong. He told me that I would never marry his daughter as long as he was alive. I thought he was joking and told him that if that was the case I could arrange to have him killed. He really didn't like that at all.
The worst part is that my girl actually broke up with me! I told her it was a joke but she sided with her dad.
So, all I have to say is, THANKS A LOT EVERYBODY! YOU SCREWED UP MY LIFE. JUST SO YOU KNOW, I AM CONSIDERING LITIGATION AGAINST SOME OF YOU.
Blake