You wasted the resources of an emergency response mechanism for something you could have googled an MSDS of in seconds?
So you found that the inappropriate use of this organization wasted their time AND yours.
You're using a call-center drone as a "cite"? How precious.
Why not? It would have taken less time than your call to an agency that has better things to do than talk to you about a non-emergency.
At least you recognize when your argument is fatally flawed. What you have provided is an anecdote of an opinion of an inapropriate use of a group made for something important. Your laziness in gogling an MSDS for Ethanol is _NOT IMPORTANT_ to them. Do you call for an ambulance when you need a ride to a doctor's appointment, too?
Namecalling of those who you disagree with. Formosa's law, I believe, has been invoked. (While you're googling the LD50 for Ethanol with a keyword of MSDS, go ahead and check on Formosa's law)
And yet you can't find ethanol? And, backpedal noted. It's like you're a parody of failed rhetorical tactics all in one post.
And there's that red herring again. Your math is wrong, nothing more. Has NOTHING to do with Islay Malts.
Who said that? Strawman.
That's because you're using every weasely rhetorical tactic out there, rather than engaging in an actual discussion to back up your erroneous claims, or acknowledging the metabolic and mathematical errors in your theory.
Stick around if you want, or leave if you want, just don't make wild claims that you haven't verified, because when you do, you should expect those of us with some knowledge to point out your errors. Your personality type doesn't seem to be open to corrections of flaws in your statements; your shortcoming, not ours.