Beer Bongs are now for sale on a web site?

For those people too stupid to stick a hose on a funnel by themselves....

Phil

Insert "Funnel A" into "Hose B"...damn which is "Funnel A" and which is "Hose B". These instructions are too confusing I think I will just buy one already assembled and save the hassle.

For those who drink beer so crappy they have to bypass their taste buds.

Wayne Bugeater Brewing Company

Obviously you haven't checked out the extensive information available on the "sited". This is no ordinary beer bong. It's a high quality component, built with a "Premium" funnel and upgradeable to also include a "Contractor Grade" PVC valve [straight from the printing on the bag at Home Depot, I suspect]. An elegant and highly sought after component, suitable for even the most discerning Old Milwaukee aficionado. Properties start in the mid to upper $7's.