Green tea flavored condoms

AlexCVE0e.366$ snipped-for-privacy@fe11.lga/24/05 14: snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com

Alex,

I think you have finally taken us to a level seldom reached in the tea world. Good for you. Your powers of observation are admirable. I've never been a big fan of the Japanese tea ceremony, but now, with its new dimension, I'll be safely drinking matcha with the best of 'em.

So, tell me: Do we place a couple of these condoms on the little snacky plate, or do we pass them around just before or just after the teabowl in the pretentious silence of the tearoom for guests to admire? (I have been wacked by Zen masters who would jump at this.) Cool.

Wait! What about Pu'erh bricks in the shape of condoms? How about packing those mini-tuocha one-cup deals *in* condoms. Since most of them -- the tuochas, that is -- are lousy, and the prices are meant to screw us, what could be more appropriate? The mind boggles. Thank you, Alex.

Michael

Better, I suppose, than the gefilte fish flavored condoms.