Rich, dear friend -
- I never drunk any horse piss, so can't help you here. Now, about horse piss smell. Having been around horses quite a lot during my Siberian geology years I can tell you one thing - there are probably few substances in the world that smell that diversified. And mainly dependant on the animal's diet. None of which (the smells), I dare to say, are disgusting. For your virtual collection of smells I will testify that a Cossack horse that grazed upon fresh mountain grass on alpine meadows around Hangar volcano on my beloved Kamchatka Peninsula leave a smell of its urine that is unmistakably strong smell of a freshly cut just baked rye bread. So much so, that the gentlemen who accompany these horses on their hard journeys across the mountains for months, as I did, would stop their monotonous and exhausting walk, lift their heads and inhale that smell with joy and hope of reaching a hamlet someday where they can actually enjoy a normal hot meal under a non-leaky roof.
- Your passage about non-native English speakers is a bit alarming. Have we been that annoying in our misuse of the language of Shakespeare and Chaucer so that you felt compelled to hint us of our shortcomings?
Sasha.