Alert ::World's oldest winesalesperson is missing>

Friends, if you remember J.Murray Fefferman tried to mount a fellow patient in the home he was in Detroit--He hid in a laundry truck and hitched his way to Florida. Checking on his emails at the Miami Beach Library, he found that the authorities in Michigan have alerted all hospitals, homes & nursing facilities that a sex fiend was on the loose. The Florida State Police now have a picture of Murray circulated in all sorts of places including "the Shvitzhouse", a bath house in South Beach. He was last seen at a vertical scuppernog tasting in Pensacola, but when approached, he fled.

By now 3 weeks later, he's out of his Metamucil, ginko balboa and other meds like dilantin. The police had a lead that he was working his west, stopping to buy a kosher pickle in a Piggly-Wiggly. We know that one of his great great great great nephews Hesh had a falaffel stand in New Orleans---Katrina wasted the stand and Hesh is selling used Humvees in Tulsa--so the police have staked out the site of the felaffel stand.

Who knows what they'll do to Murray when he is caught. About 5 years ago he was operated for painful Tail & backbone and now has a prosthetic tuchis, G-D help him if they put him in jail with men who want to make him their bitch. We need Murray out on bail not the object of a hide the salami game in cell block 6. Wont you help??????/

Chaim Yankel Bartucci

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Joe "Beppe"Rosenberg
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Indeed, these are dire times for both the revered Mr. Fefferman and ourselves. I suggest that we organize a telethon, a la Jerry, and get outraged winegeeks worldwide to contribute to Mr. Fefferman's legal defense and prescription medication relief fund. Or perhaps Dale is willing to set up another raffle? I'll volunteer that magnum of MD

20/20 that I've been saving for our 25th wedding anniversary.

Mark Lipton (Always willing to come to the aid of a fellow cork dork)

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Mark Lipton

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