Thoughts for people who take life too seriously..
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like..... night. OK, so what's the speed of dark? On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.775% of all statistics are made up on the spot. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?I was going to have pasta and a bottle of Pozzapalo Giravolta Primitivo for my dinner tonight, but Uranium Cranium has convinced me that Italian Reds are now made so fragile that, I will have to either -
- Dine in a vacuum sealed environment, lest the wine is totally f####d before I get to the bottom of the bottle, or
- Rip out the cork and wolf the entire contents in one gulp (and save the washing of my fine stemware!!!)
But, let me tell you something, Uranium Breath, us Antipodeans are made of tuff-stuff!
And I sure as hell are not going to be a mamby-pamby wussy-pussy "stick-the-cork-back-in-the-bottle" jerk - just because I cannot spell F-R-E-N-C-H!!!!!!!
Hold-the-train!!! I think that I have a bottle of Santa Duc Gigondas "Hautes Garriques" tucked away - hey - fresh kiwi pasta and French ine - oh joy, joy (I wonder if I can return that Italian stuff as being too fragile for my liking?)
That should make you happy, Michael Scarface - you have successfully
*reduced* the worlds consumption of Italian wines.