Glycerin suppositories.
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> That's right folks. Insert one or two in your rectum and something in
> the glycerin takes the edge off of withdrawal for as long as twelve
> hours. I have been alcohol free for 3 years using this method! It
> lasts long enough to get in a call to your sponsor or take in a
> meeting. I learned of this method from an old doctor in New Mexico, my
> home state. If you are having trouble staying away from alcohol i
> sincerely urge you to try it.
Have you tried rough anal sex with it inserted? ;-)