Wine is evil, the DEVIL created it in HELL ! ! !

Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity.
So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.
Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon.
Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
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Hans-Marc Olsen
Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:
So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine?
Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to wine before uttering bovine excrements.
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Yves Tychon
"Hans-Marc Olsen" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:
That's absolutly not true! I also like wine.
Greetings Matias
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Matias Regge
If you expect me to listen to whatc you are saying, you'll have to stop sounding so much like my wife.......
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Bill Spohn
In article>, mallet says...
Thank you for your observations. Not being of Christian ancestry, I have often wondered about my "here-after." Wine is such an important part of my heritage, religious and otherwise, and my life, but there is always that question, "will I make it to Heaven - is wine really the right beverage for so many religious functions?" I have three questions though:
1. Do you have anything concrete to back up your assertions? A few URL's would really help your case. 2. Do you still want my tasting notes on the ?85 Caymus SS? 3. Just who's turn was it to make sure that Hans-Marc stayed on his medications?
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Hah! Far too late since my job did that years ago ...
Tell 'em not to add any salt since my language has too much sodium already.
I have stopped drinking it for now ... to save enough for dinner tonight.
Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ...
Frankly, I'd kinda like to hear which wines heretics and witches prefer ... can't get enough au vin information, y'know ...
- wayne (Slash the budget if responding by email) -- The pessimist believes all women cheat; the optimist hopes the pessimist is correct.
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Surely a truly wine soaked individual won't burn all that well, whereas someone like me who as well as wine likes cask strength whisky is much more likely to be fire-lighter material!
As for my sole, I'd hope it would be lightly poached in a good court-bouillon and served with something appropriate.
James James Dempster (remove nospam to reply by email)
You know you've had a good night when you wake up and someone's outlining you in chalk.
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James Dempster
I've always thought the same thing, but then I always go back to Timothy 5:23...
No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for the sake of your stomach and your frequent ailments.
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Personally, I prefer my souls medium-rare!
Witches prefer pumpkin wine :-)
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Dan the Man
Sounds awesome!
I've had worse....
Not until after I have my Bricco del Uccelone...if you don't mind!
Any relation to Arm 'n' Hammer?
What kind of wood is to be used?
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Uranium Committee
Yeah said the same thing about rock and roll, the blues and sex. So far, it only seems to be happening in the red states. Can you explain that? ;)
Jeg vil kneppe sokkerne af dig, og du vil elske det, Hans-Marc Olsen, men du kan ikke forstaar.
"There is more stupidity around than hydrogen, and it has a longer shelf life." -- Frank Zappa
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Hey Jens, Not sure about the "red" states, but I saw the same messages in rec.birds, proclaiming that birds are evil. This bozo troll has probably posted similar messages in many other newsgroups.
Skol, Dick R.
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Dick R.
"Dick R." wrote..............
And the two most evil birds?
The Ruby Breasted Bed Wrecker, and The Black Breasted Mattress Thrasher!!!
(As related to me by an American Ornithologist about 20 years ago: I have been waiting ever since to use...)
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And let's not forget: Emerald Throated Dowager Extra Maritial Lark Great American Regret Rosy Breasted Pushover Ruffled Spouse ... and a whole bunch more that I won't mention in polite company. :-)
Dick R.
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Dick R.

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