Coffee is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
If you like coffee, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity.
So stop drinking this satanic broth now to save your soul.
Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
Coffee is evil, drinking coffee is BLASPHEMY , only HERETICS and WITCHES like coffee.And HERETICS and WITCHES shall BURN !
Coffee = Brew of Satan, made by the ANTICHRIST in Hell's Kitchen !!!