Can beer improve my performance in bed ???

Yes, if you are in bed with yourself! Of course you will have to put the glass down before sex can begin.

Drink enough; the answer will come.

It may improve a ugly women.

I donno. I'm married, and like (love) the woman I married, she's my best friend; but I remember being single.

Drinking may allow you to appreciate a woman that you ordinarily wouldn't.

Ugly? You really got to think about that a bit.

No woman is ugly. You want ugly? look at guys.

When the lights are out, and you're focused on few square inches of smelly flesh . . . Tadaa! Then the real relationship begins . . .

Perspective. Women are common - good ones scarce. If you love a woman, she isn't ugly.

It isn't a competition for "looks," compatibility (love, chemistry, harmony, camaraderie, congeniality, congruity,) is everything.

It is much more rewarding to make love to a woman with a brain . . . It is a waste of effort to have sex with a woman who has nothing else to offer,

Only if you can get her to drink it all.

My thought, exactly.

Definately, if your talking about sleeping/snoring.

Avery

Brew on brother! SW US desert

It'll make your hand stronger.

Agreed 100%. It's more chemistry than anything.

Cheers - Mike

If you are drunk then you will lose a lot of inhibitions. This can mean that you can have great sex....

I have had some of the best sex when drunk! Definately done stuff I would never dream of when sober.....

------- True story----------------

On 6 Jun 2005 21:57:35 -0700, pie snipped-for-privacy@lycos.com (Winnie Oakbob) said in alt.beer.home-brewing:

Drinking will improve a man's performance in bed ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... if enough of it is given to the woman.