What's your most humorous drinking experience so far ?

"So far", huh? Damn- I was going to list one that hadn't happened yet...

"Frankie" wrote in news:1170300064.036054.42030 @l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Very embarassing, but it was 30 years ago. I was visiting a friend who's family was deeply Scottish. His father had a few of his Scottish friends over at the same time and they offered me a dram of Scotch.

When asked if I wanted a bit of water with it I replied..."have you got any Ginger Ale?"

At Horgan's Bar, on 233rd St., between Van Cortland Park Ave. & Herkimer Pl., in da Bronx, back in the 50's, the policy was if ya fell off the stool, one of the other drunks . . . er, customers, or the bartender, would help you back up. If you fell off a second time, someone would walk you home. My unnamed helpers leaned me against the front door, rang the bell and ran back to the bar. When my mother opened the door, I fell into the house. She threw a glass of cold water on me. I woke up in bed the next morning, having no idea how I got there. Most nights were Old Forester with Sherry back. Hadn't discovered Scotch yet. ;-(

Seems like you should go first.

Can't get a hard on, Bad thing