REAL ALE FESTIVAL - FARNHAM BEER EXHIBITION 2004 - Tickets are on sale THIS SUNDAY

Feb 15, 2004 41 Replies

FARNHAM BEER EXHIBITION 2004 Farnham Maltings, Bridge Square, Farnham, Surrey



Session 1: Thursday 22 April, 6pm - 11pm Session 2: Friday 23 April, 6pm - 11pm Session 3: Saturday 24 April, 11am - 3pm Session 4: Saturday 24 April, 6pm - 11pm



ADMISSION BY TICKET ONLY



This year sees the 28th Farnham Beerex - the longest continuously running beer festival at a single site anywhere in Britain. Tickets are on sale THIS COMING SUNDAY, 22nd February at The Maltings, from 7am - 9am on a first come, first served basis (rationing applies). Cost is £5 each to include souvenir half-pint glass tankard. Tickets sell out very quickly so, usually within 2 hours, apart from a few for Thursday; so this is likely to be your only chance. After Sunday contact the Maltings (01252 726234) for details of availability / returns.



Approx 90 Real Ales from 40 brewers Beers in the Great Hall and the Malt Room and approx 15 Real Ciders and Perries in the Tannery Bar; quiet seating area in the Barley Room (upstairs).



Organised by CAMRA Surrey and Hants Borders Branch, Farnham Lions Club and Farnham Maltings Association, WITH PROFITS GOING TO LOCAL, NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL CHARITIES via The Lions Club. The Beerex is proud to sell only beers from small or regional independent breweries.



The Maltings will provide a range of hot and cold snacks along with soft drinks, tea and coffee. Entertainment will include music at each session (only in the Great Hall). Morris dancing (at various times) in the Courtyard.



Please note, enquiries cannot be answered via postings or direct e-mails.


Great Fest, shame numbers are limited. But I'll be there!

Oh great, a top-posting morong too stupid to do anything other than quote fifty lines of text to add a one-line comment in the wrong place will be there. And that's supposed to attract people to a beer festival?

Come to Farnham and mix with clueless dickwads!

snipped-for-privacy@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote in news:1g98x4t.xyuwdr19jve64N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk:

Wonder if they can spell? Morong! roflmao

ziggy

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 at 11:04:42, Steve Firth wrote in uk.food+drink.real-ale (Reference: )

As long as you don't give him your beer he won't have a chance to top post on it, so why worry?

I wonder why uk.netbeginners has gone belly up.

Bryan

Top posted. Untrimmed. Incorrect content. Ostentatiously "anonymous". Missing punctuation.

Sorry, but you don't get a top score because there are no spelling or grammar errors.

X-No-Archive: yes In message , Zoab writes

Alt.top-posting.f*****ts is still going strong.

Clueless beginners like you are too arrogant to seek help, I suppose.

If I were a beginner, the last person in the world I would ask for help is an ignorant foul mouthed Pratt like you. | | -- | Having problems understanding usenet? Or do you simply need help but | are getting unhelpful answers? Subscribe to: uk.net.beginners for | friendly advice in a flame-free environment.

Better. At least the top posting has stopped. But "Pratt" is spelled "prat" - it is not a proper noun.

And you still need to adjust your attitude.

| >If I were a beginner, the last person in the world I would ask for help is | >an ignorant foul mouthed Pratt like you. | | Better. At least the top posting has stopped. But "Pratt" is spelled | "prat" - it is not a proper noun.

It's called emphasis. I am not normally a top poster, I do it just to annoy Inspector Filth.

| | And you still need to adjust your attitude. | | | -- | "The road to Paradise is through Intercourse." | [email me at huge [at] huge [dot] org [dot] uk] | |

Not forgetting the hypenation of foul-mouthed, of course. Actually Steve's usage of clueless suggests that he's a reformed character. Hell

-- what I'm I doing, riding the ragged edge of Skitt's Law? JF

There's no "if" about it.

It doesn't matter whether you ask me first or last, the answers would be the same. I'm very patient with the clueless, it's the wilfully stupid that I have no time for.

Hypenation? Is that modern slang?

In message , Nick writes

(FX: Loud whooshing noise) See my joke about Skitt's Law. Dunno why I bother.

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 at 19:21:13, JF wrote in uk.food+drink.real-ale (Reference: )

I have no idea what hypenation means, but my best guess is certainly not anal. If you have a problem with the size of yours, is this really the best place to discuss it? Especially under the guise of correcting someone's spelling.

Pah, you're just living it up lage on BBC7 repeat fees, otherwise you'd be as grumpy as ever.

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