REAL ALE FESTIVAL - FARNHAM BEER EXHIBITION 2004 - Tickets are on sale THIS SUNDAY

Oh great, a top-posting morong too stupid to do anything other than quote fifty lines of text to add a one-line comment in the wrong place will be there. And that's supposed to attract people to a beer festival?

Come to Farnham and mix with clueless dickwads!

snipped-for-privacy@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote in news:1g98x4t.xyuwdr19jve64N%%steve%@malloc.co.uk:

Wonder if they can spell? Morong! roflmao

ziggy

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 at 11:04:42, Steve Firth wrote in uk.food+drink.real-ale (Reference: )

As long as you don't give him your beer he won't have a chance to top post on it, so why worry?

I wonder why uk.netbeginners has gone belly up.

Bryan

Top posted. Untrimmed. Incorrect content. Ostentatiously "anonymous". Missing punctuation.

Sorry, but you don't get a top score because there are no spelling or grammar errors.

X-No-Archive: yes In message , Zoab writes

Alt.top-posting.fuckwits is still going strong.

Clueless beginners like you are too arrogant to seek help, I suppose.

If I were a beginner, the last person in the world I would ask for help is an ignorant foul mouthed Pratt like you. | | -- | Having problems understanding usenet? Or do you simply need help but | are getting unhelpful answers? Subscribe to: uk.net.beginners for | friendly advice in a flame-free environment.

Better. At least the top posting has stopped. But "Pratt" is spelled "prat" - it is not a proper noun.

And you still need to adjust your attitude.

It takes one to know others!

| >If I were a beginner, the last person in the world I would ask for help is | >an ignorant foul mouthed Pratt like you. | | Better. At least the top posting has stopped. But "Pratt" is spelled | "prat" - it is not a proper noun.

It's called emphasis. I am not normally a top poster, I do it just to annoy Inspector Filth.

| | And you still need to adjust your attitude. | | | -- | "The road to Paradise is through Intercourse." | [email me at huge [at] huge [dot] org [dot] uk] | |

Not forgetting the hypenation of foul-mouthed, of course. Actually Steve's usage of clueless suggests that he's a reformed character. Hell

-- what I'm I doing, riding the ragged edge of Skitt's Law? JF

There's no "if" about it.

It doesn't matter whether you ask me first or last, the answers would be the same. I'm very patient with the clueless, it's the wilfully stupid that I have no time for.

Hypenation? Is that modern slang?

No, it's merely a mistake.

In message , Nick writes

(FX: Loud whooshing noise) See my joke about Skitt's Law. Dunno why I bother.

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 at 19:21:13, JF wrote in uk.food+drink.real-ale (Reference: )

I have no idea what hypenation means, but my best guess is certainly not anal. If you have a problem with the size of yours, is this really the best place to discuss it? Especially under the guise of correcting someone's spelling.

Pah, you're just living it up lage on BBC7 repeat fees, otherwise you'd be as grumpy as ever.