Tony Blair pissed into my ale ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

An independent inquiry has investigated this allegation and Mr Blair has naturally emerged with his integrity intact. His penis was seen near your ale but there is no evidence that he deliberately placed it in the hands of one his aides, or instructed him to point it at your ale. It is now time to draw a line under this matter and move on.

Finally the dipstick asks something worthwhile.

F.O.A.D. being the proper answer.

Looks like I need to make the filter for Mr. Sh** for brains a global.

Stop posting spoof messages? This is the second time I have seen your name today (uk.culture.museums).

Tony

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