Let us pray...
Our Beer, who art in bottles Hallowed be thy name Thy pouring come Thy drinking be done At home as it is in the Bar Give us this day our daily head And forgive us our fornications As we forgive those who fornicate against us And lead us not into Prohibition But deliver us from Sobriety For Thine is the Brewery, the Alcohol, and the Intoxication Now and forever Burp.
"Jeff" wrote in news:ZhBLd.13$Yu.7@fed1read01:
hehe But I've seen much better versions:
Our bitter, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be when drunk. I will be drunk At home as I am in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the ale and the lager. For ever and ever, Barmen.
K
YOU'RE A GOD DAMN LYING BITCH!!!! F*CK YOU!!!!!
Can I post that on my web site? lol
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