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> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
I'll go happily. Wine makes me pUke...
-'dreas
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dreas
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
That's just because God found turning water into beer too difficult. He can be pretty petulant when things don't turn out. ;-)
Brian
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>"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message >news:e1cc8b8.0411182004.42f463bb@posting.google.com... >> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!! > >That's just because God found turning water into beer too difficult. He can >be pretty petulant when things don't turn out. ;-)
I actually read one account where they think the Bible was mistranslated (heaven forbid!). When Jesus turned water to "wine" at that wedding feast in Cana it was actually beer. -- Joel Plutchak "Eat everything. Have fun." - Julia Child. plutchak at [...]
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message > God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging." That leaves only beer to get a sanctified toot on. I think you must be reading the wrong texts, junior; actually, I'm pretty damned sure of it.
-- Lew Bryson
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> "Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message > >>God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!! > > > "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging." That leaves only beer to get a > sanctified toot on. I think you must be reading the wrong texts, junior; > actually, I'm pretty damned sure of it. > > -- > Lew Bryson > > "GOOD or SHITE?" -- Michael Jackson, "Thriller", 1982 > www.lewbryson.com >
And just in case anyone thinks there is no mention of beer in the Old Testament, behold:
Numbers 21:16 And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
Notice the capitalization of Beer. I think that speaks for itself.
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> Numbers 21:16 > And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD > spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
I'll just bet he will! Sign me up for regular deliveries of water from the well of Beer!
-- Lew Bryson
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> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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> > God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
In Himmel, gibt's kein Bier. Darum trinken wir es hier.
Or something...
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>> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!! > How about barleywine?
Good call! God bless barleywine... -- //*================================================================++ || Russ Perry Jr 2175 S Tonne Dr #114 Arlington Hts IL 60005 || || 847-952-9729 slapdash@rcn.com [NEW!] VIDEOGAME COLLECTOR! || ++================================================================*//
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> >> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!! > > > How about barleywine? > > Good call! God bless barleywine...
Agreed! Thuest whom drinkest of the Barleywine, shall go first unto heaven!
I shall be at the Toronado Barleywine Fest. in SF the Feb. 2005, hell or high water!
JW
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