DVD of the year?

"Mr.Ed" wrote on 04 Jan 2005:

What's a DVD?

Witzel

Look, Phil, if you really want to play your little USENET sock puppet games you really ought to come up with a better pseudonym. I mean really, who would believe a name like "Dave Witzel" is real? Successful sock puppets have names like Geronimo, CM_Dave ("Charles Manson" Dave), Crisis Nursery, BeerNazi, or Lew Bryson. So go back to your "I live in NYC and get anything I want

3 feet from my doorstep but still end up eating greasy cheese 'pizza' and watching reruns of Seinfeld while drinking cheap box wine" neighborhood and stop bothering us.

Going back a LONG way, aren't we CJ?

I'm sorry. I made it up as a lark, then handed it off to a good friend of mine. I swear it's all true.

Jeffersons, Jole. The Jeffersons. Movin' on up to the East Side?

Now go back to your backwater burg in the middle of Nowheresville with a second-class state school and flat land as far as the eye can see. We urbanites have to drink more beer with our pinkies out.

Witzel

LIAR! Your friends aren't "good."

Finally got yourself a piece of the pie?

Feh. You loosers who live east of the Cascade Mountains can have it all. From out here, y'all don't even exist. My local's better than your local, too.

Depends on what we're talking about, big boy. They do, however, supply me with (look! On-topic!) beer from around the world when they visit or I visit them, helping me in my quest to travel the world via the bottle, as it were.

Well, something's burning on the grill, and we have gotten up that hill. I guess we're okay.

At least we have good local lagers here.

Witzel

I use Windows, so technically I'm actually a socket puppet.