My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly, so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!
I kill people with tea!!!
Apr 03, 2009
Last reply: 17 years ago
6 Replies
so actually you kill people with poison, not with tea
Very astute observation! :)
- Dominic
Not according to my favorite Chinese teas doomsayer Mydnight.
Jim
I do worry about fire and smoke.
Jim
Yes, but everyone who doesn't will die also. That's the thing about the death rate... it's always the same, one per customer. So if you're going to die anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy it and have a cup of tea.
--scott
Well, it could be a poison-flavored tea. On the other hand, if it contains only poison and no actual tea, it is a poison tisane.
--scott
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