#3 getting an itchy thing in the back of my soft palette, kind of like when
>you eat cheap chocolate
Excellent description, btw.
I have noticed that when pu'er is stored improperly or it has been wet to make it look older, I will get this scratchy feeling in the back of my throat instead of the smooth feeling. From my understanding, it was the style to use wet storage in the past, but people began to realize how much damage it was doing to the original leaf so people realized that dry storage is better. Anybody else notice the scratchy feeling besides me in relating to wet vs. dry storage techniques?
What I mean by "wet" is sometimes the bosses will use a spray bottle and wet down the tea and let it dry and then repeat...after doing this a few times, the tea will look older and taste a bit aged. When buying bing or tuo, look in the hole to see if the tea appears to be a little "muddy," for lack of a better explanation, and there's a pretty good chance it's been wet. The bosses will sell these wet teas for much higher than the dry teas and try to pass them off as being "5-20" years.
I also noticed that you get the "Se" (bitter sort of acidy aftertaste) much quicker when drinking wet tea. I think the vendors noticed that you can get a decently smooth brew for the first 3 or 4 steeps but after that it gets increasingly bad...if you're ever in a shop and a vendor refuses to extend the brewing for no reason...it's wet!
As an aside, I hung out in Fangcun Tea Market all day today and came across a bunch of horrid shops. These young (but pretty) girls were peddling their pu'er so badly; "this tea is 20 years old"..."it costs
800 yuan"...etc.etc. I wouldn't worry about the American business guys at all when it came to the rating of tea, I doubt the Chinese business dudes would even be honest enough to give them anything more than 3rd grade tea anyway, but that's just my opinion.
"Bo Nay",
And...I think this one may be Fujian dialect, but correct me if I'm wrong; I know Po Lay is Cantonese. The dude I dealt with today was from Fujian and I think I heard him say this a few times when bantering with his wife about tea in their local dialect.
Mydnight from the frontlines, signing off...