Author Leslie Brenner delivers a book for anyone who's ever been intimidated by a wine list, bullied by a wine snob or overwhelmed at the wine store. The Fear of Wine will appeal to anyone who wants to know about a subject that can bring great pleasure and social comfort.
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A wine snob? Singular? Don't you know we travel in packs? Just the other day me and my gang (Hell's Oenophiles, NY chapter) saw some poor non-geek swilling Barton & Guestier Vouvray. We bitch-slapped the guy and forced some Huet demi-sec down his throat. Good thing he didn't have that book!
] "bullied by a wine snob" ] ] A wine snob? Singular? Don't you know we travel in packs? Just the ] other day me and my gang (Hell's Oenophiles, NY chapter) saw some poor ] non-geek swilling Barton & Guestier Vouvray. We bitch-slapped the guy ] and forced some Huet demi-sec down his throat. Good thing he didn't ] have that book! ]
LOL! Thanks Dale. Finally something to laugh at here on afw.
Y'all ain't shoppin at the rite places iffen you'alls gittin "overwhelmed at the wine store." Iffen y'all'l go to yer neiberhood Wal-Mart, you kin find sum great wines. They must have at least 20 different kinds of Gallo alone! Jest be mitey carefull 'bout mixin some of dem wines; I got siker than a dawg once mixin' Carolina Scuppernong and Boone's Farm Strawberry wine.
Iffen I wants "great pleasure," an' iffen I want "Social Comfort," I leave off the wine atall, and git myself a fifth of Southern Comford, 'n chase it with Jack Daniels. Any stinkin' wine slob (or is that snob) that don't like it kin kiss my grits. Iffen they comes down to Caroliny an' starts mouthin' that snobby stuf, us members of the NC branch of Mad-Dog wine club will bury dem up to dere arms next to the crik, an' let 'em wait for the alle-gaters.
Iffen u got a Wal-Mart, or a Piggly-Wiggly, or a Winn-Dixie nearby, ain't no way you uns needs any hi-falutin' book 'bout fear of wine. Why, our Wal-Mart even has sum wines that cost over $10 for just one bottle, and that ain't even the big bottles!
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