A little one of those useless things which arrived in my inbox - this one epitomises me!!!
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body.
I would prefer to skid in sideways, empty bottle of '47 Cheval Blanc in one hand and a well worn passport in the other, wine stains down my shirt; body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Yep - that's me!!