screw top over cork top

Why would you want that?

Mike

So you get the worst of both worlds: cumbersome caps and contaminated corks. Great idea.

pavane

You beat me to it.Have 2 tops and TCA too! Dale

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It makes a nice little Haiku:

Wrestling off the cap Yields even further mess, Now a cork to fight.

pavane

Missing a syllable, no? How about "Now also cork to fight."?

I count 5 in the final line, one per word, but I like your "also" much better than the plain "a." Thanks.

From a friend: On the way to the cellar I metacork.

pavane

If you read the page at the link you provided, you'll see that they

*do* offer the product with either natural or synthetic cork. But I still don't see the point.

- Mark W.

You were thinking Japanese haiku. There is actually a more authentic haiku from the mountains of the Korean peninsula that would fit your scheme.

C

PS I'm talking completely out my ass. ;)

Corrected haiku Seventeen syllables must Five seven and five

Just a pun of a haiku above, but tradtionally a haiku has 17 syllables placed in the order of 5,7,5

Translation into English usually cannot follow this format, therefore it is acceptable to alter to 7,5,5 4,6,4 or anything else!

However, here's your corrected Haiku

Wrestling off the freakin' cap Yields a further mess Now a cork to fight

No thanks necessary.

rr

Below the Mason-Dixon line it has two....."yee-old" Bi!!

Unexpectedly Arisen from the murmurs Of tainted closures.

pavane