I had a bad experience at an AA meeting. I had the flu and also had a terrible case of explosive diarrhea that i picked up from eating at the local Mexican greasy spoon. I asked to be excused and the chairperson gave me a stern look that i assumed was a definate *no*
I took my seat but within 2 or 3 minutes i was clinching my ass cheeks together to avoid a flood. Finally i realized it was hopeless and stood up, yanked my pants down, bent over and i let a high pitched fart as Niagara Falls spewed out of my ass. It stopped the Chairperson in mid sentence. I mean what else could i do besides shit my pants? They asked my not to come back so i said f*ck em and went and bought a fifth of liquor.