Rumor has it that Wal*Mart will soon have it's own discount brand of wine in the $2.50 per 4 liter jug range. Those of you in search of 4 Liter primary fermenters will be disappointed to learn that the jugs are made from ultra-thin recycled plastics.
While the bottles will be clearly labeled with a Drink-By date, the Marketing Gang (a.k.a. Sam's Shills) is searching for names implying a superior quality to high school drop outs.
So, here are my top choices for great names:
# Name
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4 Chien fou du Bordeaux- Putain de Bourgogne
- Nasti Spumante
- Chateau Trailer Park
Dick