A friend, Brian Miller, sent me this one.
10) What else is the winemaker going to do with it? 9) It's not technically faulty. 8) It's preferable to alco-pops. 7) It's better than what you drank when you first Kombi-vanned around Europe. 6) It's no more ridiculous than $3 bottled water. 5) You can blend it with a $38 wine to make two $20 wines. 4) It's more economical than pouring expensive corked wine down the sink. 3) Penfolds Grange once cost $2.40. 2) Your superannuation is partly invested in Woolworths. [Owners of Australian liquor retailers Dan Murphys who sell $24 a case wine.] 1) It's $2 a bottle.Cheers!
Martin