Are you man enough to drink this beer?

no doubt served in a douche bag

Let the puns begin.

Okay...

I usually have a beer afterwards to get that taste OUT of my mouth!

Thank you.

Phil =====visit the New York City Homebrewers Guild website:

Hmmm...in practice for April 1, 2006.

Somehow I knew that someone would do this. Somehow.

I especially love the:

Somewhere between 7,000 to 4,000 B.C., in Mesopotamia, in the Kingdom of Sumeria, women invented beer. Early agriculture in the "fertile crescent" was centered around grains. Those grains, pregnant with possibility, became bread and, eventually, beer. Sumerian women were both the first brewers and the first gods of beer.

Priceless. Just Priceless.

I was hoping it included a reference to the Goddess of the Bearded Clam.