Fund-raising activities for cheerleading squad

What county are you in Sally?

Buncombe County, North Carolina, right outside Asheville -- not far from the airport.

I'm not familiar with the area, but there is a feller who frequents this newsgroup who shall remain nameless* but who goes out of his way to help college girls like yoreself with all kinds of projects. Hopefully he will chime in and offer to fly you all over Asheville also.

Guv Bob

Well, I would certainly be glad to hear from him!!!

Wait a minute.... his name wouldn't be Larry Smith, would it?

Well, I'm not one to drop names, but YES, it's Larry Smith. Why? Have you heard of him?

Yes, my next door neighbor went off to law school and told me there was a nice man named Larry Smith who was going to show her around Asheville and even let her and her friends stay at his house.

I would surely like to get in touch with Mr. Smith! Do you know how to reach him?

The best way to reach him is to stand on the street corner dressed like a Hooters waitress. He will no doubt drive in for a car warsh as his old truck is always caked with mud.

Good luck!

Guv Bob

Thank you, Mr. Bob. I will get my Hooters outfit out from the cleaners tomorrow.

Mr. Smith, be on the lookout for a car-wash this Saturday at WalMart on Swannanoa River Road near 240.

See you there!

Sally

Are you just really bored, Gov?

Could be punched, but then Goober never knew the difference.

He needs his Zoloft adjusted, I fear. Maybe he has a tumor like John Roberts, the CJ. If they cut that tumor out he'll become a liberal, same for John Roberts.

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