Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball/soccer/basketball/etc.
- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
- A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- You can have a beer in public.
- A beer doesn't care when you come.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
- Good beer costs less than good women.
- A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
- Beer doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you.
- A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed.
- You can't get thrown in jail for having a beer under the grandstand at halftime.
- Afterwards, a beer won't feel guilty, cry, propose, call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist.
- Beer never bugs you to have little beers.
- If your preference for a type of beer changes, you don't have to get involved with lawyers.
- Beers don't want a lasting relationship.
- A beer doesn't make you sleep onthe couch after you've taken six other beers on a picnic.
- After you've put your lips to a beer, a beer never asks, "What are you doing?"
- Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of.
- You can have a beer on your lunch hour.
- A beer never wants to stay up afterwards talking about respect.
- A beer won't slap you in the face for putting it between your legs at a drive-in movie.