They say ads work well / Often times people say yes / But now I say no.
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Sep 08, 2004
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Response Haiku:
Whiskey tease is wr> They say ads work well /
Some folks like whisky / Maybe even a nice Scotch / But I am Irish
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Buyer beware here / The web has multiple scams / I just want a hug /
5-7-5 does not alone a haiku make any more than this
-- Larry
Dessicated leaves Mere dry, barren syllables No free autumn malts
------- BFB NYC
The critics are constantly crying, "Your meter is wrong, your rhymes are trying" They always exclaim, With face contorted in pain, "Your poetry kills us, we're dying!"
Beware the critics in my way, I wrote more poems just this day. I want to be a poet, So don't tell me to stow it. I have much time and plenty to say.
Like all good poets, I'm hard drinkin' Swillin' in whiskey, I start to thinkin'. I type up a few verse, They go from bad to worse, But I'm so drunk, I don't notice the stinkin'!
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